Tuesday, May 08, 2007

National Don't Use Mirrors Day

I don't know if you knew this or not but it seems today is the day where people, especially rednecks driving big 18 wheelers.

The wife and I were driving back from the rental car place and this large North American Van Lines Van simultaneously puts on his blinker and turns onto our lane and we were beside him.

I was driving to work this morning and a car changed lanes on me and I had to go into the center turn lane to keep my car in good condition and then late on another big rig decided to turn on his turn signal and enter the lane at the exact same time. At least this time he saw me and swerved back before he hit me because I had nowhere to go. One guy on my ass, another guy beside me. Would have been a fun ride I suspect.

So all you readers, head on out on the highway and do whatever you want. It's a free-for-all out there!

Friday, May 04, 2007

You know what I find completely lame?

People who claim to be drunk when they are posting in a message board. They do all the cute things like leave out letters and transpose letters and such to give the full effect...but it's just plain BS. If you are one of these people, stop it. You are lame.

Hahahahahahaha...hahahahahahaha!

Don't go ganking people in WoW



WoW player harrasses woman in-game, gets beat up by woman's husband IRL

Bronco Carson, a World of Warcraft player from Mexico, reported to police on Saturday that three men broke into his home and beat his arms with clubs and totalled his computer. The reason? Carson had been repeatedly ganking the WoW character of the wife of one of his assailants.

Carson reportedly told police that he had been "making it hard for her to get far in the game." The woman had already threatened Carson online, and Carson said that he had already been constantly harassed in-game two weeks prior to the attack.

And then Carson made the mistake of giving the woman his address, telling the woman that "if her husband was man enough to just come meet me to settle this."

The result? Carson got two broken fingers and a fractured wrist during the assault. His computer and entertainment center were also totalled by his three attackers before they left. "I knew that I might be messed with in the game but I didn't really expect her husband to come looking for me," said Carson. "I couldn't have been more wrong."

Now let this be a lesson to everybody. Taunting people behind the relative safety of the Internet may be fun, but don't be stupid enough to give out your real home address. If you do, then it's a whole new ballgame.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Why is it that?

People who have large SUV's drive like complete idiots? Nothing more enjoyable than sitting in your lane doing 75mph while the big SUV driver behind you rides your ass and then starts changing lane after lane for over 1 mile almost killing himself and 4 people and you pass right by him and he ends up right behind you. They don't like it when you laugh at them.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

How Come?

Lady School Bus Drivers are always 4ft tall and 6ft wide?